Lusty hails from the mean streets of 'Da Nooth' where she was a high class escort for the wealthy and the lucky strikers. That was until she witnessed a gangland murder and had to enter protection program to keep her body from ending up in a ditch. Her uncanny fashion sense and impeccable luck have kept her alive until now, but now she's ready to spill her opinions publicly. Quote "Vince im not scared of you no more!", shes the rusty voice of the Cornish underbelly. The patron saint of the unspoken and unwashed, a devout sinner who talks all killer and no filler.

Santos and Lusty met some time in the mid 80's and hit it off straight away. Turning over curious tourists who frequented the strip during the summer seasons. Santos a failed actor hailing from Costa Del Helston, tried his hand at the big time but fell from grace after his first taste of the big time. Money, fame, glamour all seemed a millions miles away when all that glittered were the bright neon lights of the backstreet massage parlors he would stalk to sell his wares to desperate junkies. To know what the dark is you gotta turn off the light, and Santos certainly knows how it feels for things to be pitch black, but now it's time to fight back.   

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Something for your afternoon relaxation

Please sit back and enjoy a little you time with this fantastic cover of Roxette's classic 'it must have been love'. Well its over now, but don't worry pan pipes are here for ya.

WIFE SWAP CARD PUZZLE

While watching wife swap we witnessed what must be one of the funniest moments of total incompetence ever aired on television, watch how the lady struggles to perform a card swipe, something up until now i believed to one of the most simple operations of the modern world. As an added bonus check out the "well done" at the end. FML.

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Today we had a BAD ASS sandwich, it was like eating your worst enemies livelihood, but twice as filling. The sandwich was prepared by kitty , and from what i can gather she is currently in negotiations to secure both the copyright on the filling combinations and a contract with an as of yet unnamed food chain. While just the idea of eating the happiness of your nemesis may be leaving you with a culinary hard on, the only way to truly know how the sandwich tastes and feels is to make it. You will need the following items: White bread, An egg, Some butter, Some bacon (3 pieces recommended), Black pudding, Tomato ketchup, And cheese. Basically toast the bread and fucking put it all in, then eat it as quick as your mouth will let you!. Enjoy!

The unassuming fascia of the county cafe in Truro hides a secret world of fair pricing and bizarre crockery options. We entered the establishment with little expectation and left with a feeling of total awe, a oneness that can only be obtained in a 'hot n tot' eatery such as this. From the outside its no beauty box, and quite clearly has dirt under its fingernails. Past the madness of the more complicated takeaway section lays the sit down cafe on entering through light pink drapes one cant help but be reminded of some sort of mid 90's living room. We sat down to order and within 32 seconds of arrival were greeted by Truro's finest tugging at us for our order (to say the service was quick would be like saying nelson Mandela had a tan), to which we kindly declined and begged for more time. Our request was met halfway with the fascist waitress dragging the drinks order from our cold dead lips. Once the first attack was over the staff slowed down and allowed us breathing space before endowing us with the refreshments, when they finally arrived (a coffee & a tango) we ordered our food.

During the period between the order and the arrival of our cuisine we sadly discovered the lack of mayonnaise in the condiments container, to further that we also discovered the drought had spread to every table in the establishment. This lead us to believe that some kind of massive ordering foe par had been made (perhaps it was a new member of staffs first attempt and there efforts had fallen below par due to a late night or family problem). One good thing that came of the mayonnaise search is that we made 'ten second friends' with a lovely dumb couple that sat opposite us with a surprisingly quiet baby (it may have been dead but nobody had as of yet had the heart to tell them). The couple helped by feverishly checking there condiment container for mayonnaise saving us the hassle of rocking up at there table and having to turn them over for our potential acquisition of sauce. We could only assume they enjoyed the encounter as it served as a momentary break from there quarrel regarding whether they had chosen the cheapest available loan, which we decided must have been for the young child's college fund. The food finally arrived and in full county cafe style it did not disappoint, the bacon baguette was served in a basket, and the chips what can only be described as a mini-bowl (the type a child or dwarf might complain about). This was the definitive highlight to the occasion as the comedy settlings of the foods presentation spawned a delightful conversation regarding the use of the basket as a flotation device with the addition of mud or clay in order to fill the gaps between the weave. As a bonus, talking of clay 'Trisha' has gone state side (after ITV, fickle as they are booting her from the channel in favor of jeeza), anyway, she had these hicks who are addicted to eating strange shit, like clay and dirt and sponges, and the whole thing was a fucking gas!. mean while back in the cafe we had finished our food and were on our way out, the final nail in the coffin was a 50p surcharge on all transaction by card. All in all the experience was a toughly enjoyable one.

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Everything Everything "all serious" album review!!

If you were one of those people who bought everything everything man
alive record you probably thought you were super cool, and you were
probably right, but to spite its experimental mash up of genre deifying art
bollocks it was never the sort of album that you could play a track to your
mum, and on the strength of her liking that buy her the album, its lack of
continuity seemed to be both its Savior and curse earning them definitive
"one to watch" status.
Arc however is the shit, it pulls together all the defining elements of there
previous work in a more glossy widescreen manor giving them a
cohesion lacking in the previous effort. I imagine that parts of the album
will have critics screaming "we don't need another Coldplay" from rooftops
all around the country, but perhaps only on the strength of Jonathan
Higgs baritone styling, that to be fair are more than a cut above Chris
martins best offerings, both vocally and lyrically.
Arc seems to offer a more serious and grandiose vision than many of its
peers such as French soler have as of yet mustered, with songs such as
"duet" showing a and that have a plausible rock longevity that was not
previously showboated, yet singles such as "cough cough" show some
seriously edgy pop momentum without having to reach for comparisons.
Arc is well worth a gawd'dam listen!.

Introducing the Rollers

The Rollers adhere and aspire to the only correct way of living (and by the way that DOES not make us a cult?). Far be it for us to say that any non members are doomed to a horrible and ugly fate if they cant be persuaded to join, however we can strongly suggest it!. The details of the club are a closely guarded secret and a point of intrigue for all of mankind. Lest you not be accepted to stand amongst us in the corridors of power to mingle with the various hoi-palloi and awesomeness that cast there shadows there,you may end up alone with nothing but yourself to blame, cold, hungry and distraught. Only strong applicants need apply..this includes ballers, big-ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangsters,thugs, rappers, rock stars, preachers, fashionistas, go-getters, trend setters and other above average characters. Application forms available soon WTS.